kingcheddarxvii:

I volunteered at an animal shelter yesterday and while I was hosing down the dozenth dirty dog kennel I thought to myself “why am I doing this without pay again?” and then I walked into the room with like 15 kittens in it and they all started meowing at me and I was like, yes, that’s why

goldenfleeces:

can someone just delete weheartit

beahbeah:

this website SAVED MY BRAIN when i was a stressed out college student who couldn’t stop flipping out long enough to prioritize. quite a few of you are still suffering through college so i hope this helps you too!! c:

▸“Tɪᴍᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴍᴇ ɪs sʜᴏʀᴛ, sɪʜᴀ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴀɴʏ I ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɪs ʏᴏᴜʀs ᴛᴏ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ.” 

jellovert:

when the potion seller won’t sell you his strongest potions
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dragoneffect:

when weak travelers won’t stop asking you to sell your strongest potions

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archaurix:

crumbier:

if I swallow magnets will I become attractive

please do not swallow magnets

ladypentaghast:

in dragon age u can loot money off spiders. why did that spider have money. was he goign to the spider market before i killed him?? maybe he was just trying 2 feed his wife and children and then i MURDERED him


faithful to any leader, party, or cause, or to any person orthing conceived as deserving fidelity
faithful to any leader, party, or cause, or to any person or
thing conceived as deserving fidelity

spicyshimmy:

magellan lavellan, closin’ rifts like a felon

ejacutastic:

kill the imposter

angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s